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Project: iPhone Wallpaper

By Fred on Thursday, July 5th, 2007


From an email sent by Von Glitschka:
It seems like nearly everyone I know who is a designer has purchased an iPhone this past week. I am no exception and have been anxiously waiting for mine to show up (I ordered it online).

In preparation I have taken some of my favorite pieces of art over the last year or so and have created a set of wallpaper images that are specifically formatted for the new iPhone.

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Jesus Phone!

By Emil on Saturday, June 30th, 2007

Well, I’ve had my Jesus Phone for about 3 minutes and it’s already changed my life. I’ve lost 5 pounds, resolved the $3,700 discrepancy that’s been in my check book for the last 3 years and finally gotten through to Roy using the built in lawyer-to-reality converstion tool. It’s a great device. Lightweight. Slim. Arguably pretty. Well balanced. I’ve got my key stock portfolio synced to the stocks widget so that when my craptacular portfolio continues to slide, the phone can call the poor house for me.

Automatically.

I’ve got the secret RSS reader setup to download episodes of VOD Cars. I’ve got my horoscope all wired in. (Thanks, Mark) and I’m pretty sure I can use it to call my dad (on his cell, of course). I’m even blogging with it.

Yes, that’s right, fair reader. Jesus Phone can blog. I’m blogging with it right now. See how easy that virtual keyboard is to use? Feels like I’m typing nothing at all! Also, inserting images using the built in camera is a snap. Here. Take a look at this action shot from a meeting I had in my kitchen a few minutes ago:

Adolph Hitler is briefed by Ferdinand Porsche about the Volkswagen Beetle

You may think that calling the iPhone “Jesus Phone” may be marginally, if not completely, sacrilegious. Well, let me assure you that I’ve thought long and hard about this and include some helpful comparisons for you between these sons of gods.

  Jesus Jesus Phone
Birth Place Nazareth (Dry, Hot) Cupertino (Dry, Hot)
Mother Mary (Mother of God) Steve (God of Geeks)
Occupation Builder (Carpentry/Religion) Builder of Hype
Best Miracle Resurrection (From Death) Resurrection of the Mobile Industry
Legacy Christianity Mac Users
Claim to Fame Son of God Son of God (Orphan)

As you can see, it’s very easy to confuse these Earth charged deities. While respect and admiration for the two is obviously deserved… worship, on the other hand, should be reserved for one of them.

In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast.

Goodbye, Motorola

By Emil on Thursday, June 28th, 2007

On the eve of the arrival of my Jesus phone, I cannot help but feel a certain nostalgia for Motorola. Back when I was a wee lad, I recall my grandpa having a motorola radio in his car and office and all the trucks. Then, at some point in the early 1980s, the radio was replaced with a Motorola cell phone in his car. (The lock code was 4820 — and it took less than 1 trip to the boat to decrypt it.)

When it came time for me to start purchasing cell phones, I went the Motorola route. I had a Motorola flip phone. A MicroTAC. A MicroTAC Elite (one of my favourites). A StarTAC (with LED display). A StarTAC (with LCD display). A Razor. A black Razor. A blue Razor V3i. A red Razor V3i. A gold Razor V3i. A blue Krzr. A black Krzr. (There may have been a short lived Nokia and Sony Ericsson flirtation somewhere between StarTAC LCD and the first Razor…)

As time went on, cell phone revisions came more quickly and my desire to hack the phones to, you know, make them suck less, rose. My current phone, the black Krzr has a HEAVILY modified firmware courtesy of: Yours truly.

Tomorrow, a new dawn begins on the mobile phone landscape globally. Yes, the iPhone. Not because the phone is such a revolutionary game changing piece of hardware (although, that is part of it) but because it will, for the first time, open the Internet on hand held devices to entrepreneurs that will be unrestricted by mobile carriers. Thank you, Apple. But, with every dawn, there’s a sunset. This sunset ends my brand loyalty to Motorola. Sorry, grandpa.

Without further pontification, from the home office in West Hempstead NY, the Top Ten things I will NOT miss from the days of my Motorola Razors…

10: Always being asked if it’s “ok” to go online. Yes, for the love of God, it’s ok.

9: Always being informed, with great delay, how many bytes were transferred after going online. Why is email from Tim always 921 bytes more than Fred? Why does my phone think I care?

8: Slow to respond number entry when trying to dial. How hard is this to make work right?

7: Having to press 6 buttons to get to my inbox. Can that happen in 1 press? Maybe 2?

6: Waiting for Java. Memo to Sun: Give it up.

5: “Message Too Long! Message Truncated!” Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait…

4: WAP Decks controlled by “the man”. You don’t get to make media choices for me.

3: Expensive replacement cartridges (Oh wait, that’s what I’ll NOT miss about Gilette Razor…)

2: iTap.

1: Unbearably slow call waiting controls

Can’t wait until tomorrow…