Jesus Phone!
By Emil.Well, I’ve had my Jesus Phone for about 3 minutes and it’s already changed my life. I’ve lost 5 pounds, resolved the $3,700 discrepancy that’s been in my check book for the last 3 years and finally gotten through to Roy using the built in lawyer-to-reality converstion tool. It’s a great device. Lightweight. Slim. Arguably pretty. Well balanced. I’ve got my key stock portfolio synced to the stocks widget so that when my craptacular portfolio continues to slide, the phone can call the poor house for me.
Automatically.
I’ve got the secret RSS reader setup to download episodes of VOD Cars. I’ve got my horoscope all wired in. (Thanks, Mark) and I’m pretty sure I can use it to call my dad (on his cell, of course). I’m even blogging with it.
Yes, that’s right, fair reader. Jesus Phone can blog. I’m blogging with it right now. See how easy that virtual keyboard is to use? Feels like I’m typing nothing at all! Also, inserting images using the built in camera is a snap. Here. Take a look at this action shot from a meeting I had in my kitchen a few minutes ago:
You may think that calling the iPhone “Jesus Phone” may be marginally, if not completely, sacrilegious. Well, let me assure you that I’ve thought long and hard about this and include some helpful comparisons for you between these sons of gods.
| Jesus | Jesus Phone | |
| Birth Place | Nazareth (Dry, Hot) | Cupertino (Dry, Hot) |
| Mother | Mary (Mother of God) | Steve (God of Geeks) |
| Occupation | Builder (Carpentry/Religion) | Builder of Hype |
| Best Miracle | Resurrection (From Death) | Resurrection of the Mobile Industry |
| Legacy | Christianity | Mac Users |
| Claim to Fame | Son of God | Son of God (Orphan) |
As you can see, it’s very easy to confuse these Earth charged deities. While respect and admiration for the two is obviously deserved… worship, on the other hand, should be reserved for one of them.
In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast.
July 1st, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Dear Emil (owner of thine Jesus Ninja Phone),
This is but one of the many reason thouest rocks. Love this entry.
Can’t wait to peek at tha jeezus.
-JX!