Jared Roessler is in production.
Posted on April 11th, 2007by Fred
There’s not much more to say about Jared, except that I’m told he can build anything, and it sure seems to be true…
“Jared likes 8-by-8 quadrille paper and fishing for catfish late at night on mississippi river tributaries. he went to school at the Minneapolis College of Art and Design. he started in photography at age 10, started doing sculpture in his mid-teens, realized he had to be depressed to make good sculpture, and thusly made the lateral move into furniture design. Jared’s dad has owned hardware stores since he was 3 years old. that means he knows the difference between pvc and cpvc and abs and pcb and epmd. one time he saw three bats in three totally different places over the course of just two days! he says he
will never go bald. sometimes, when he fixes stuff, all he has to do is open the thing up, put it back together, and it works! He calls that a “fonzie”. some people akin him to MacGyver or the A-Team when it comes to making stuff. if you ask him though, he only likes those shows a little bit.”
Jared’s not only resourceful but bring an energy and excitement to every room he’s in. Perfect for a company like Next New Networks. And need I say more about his fashion sense?
April 11th, 2007 at 8:25 am
He saves my day, every day…
as portrayed in his photo, he really is a superhero.
April 11th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Jared, don’t diss on the Fonz.
the universe expands and contracts
April 11th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Laser J is my hero!
May 1st, 2008 at 3:48 am
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